Very recent mistake: watching Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC. If you’ve ever wondered what children would look like if raised by Las Vegas drag queens* . . . well, here you are.
Best thing I did: watching this show while a wee bit tipsy. Jack Daniel’s makes everything better.
An awesome way to spend the night would be watching this show, then an episode of Dateline’s To Catch a Predator, then this show, then To Catch a Predator.
Why did I watch it? To complain about it. Also because I gave in to my morbid curiosity. Maybe next, I’ll watch Jersey Shore.
No, I won’t.
* (With apologies to Las Vegas drag queens.)