Jokey joke time!


I made up a joke today while at work. I work at a pharmacy, so I was kinda in drug mode. A coworker was telling me about this baby kangaroo that a customer had sitting in her lap while she waited at the drive-thru yesterday, and that led to talk of other weird pets, like reptiles and babies. And while I was thinking that only in Texas would someone have a baby kangaroo and wishing I had a small monkey that would fling feces at my enemies (I’d call her Itty Bitty Shitty Poo Pie), I came up with the following joke.

Why would a python need Viagra?

To treat his ereptile dysfunction.

Come on, that’s comedy gold.

Laugh so you don’t cry.

 

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