Anonymous Blog Person’s Guide to Man of Steel

All right, I finally saw Man of Steel today. No children in Superman costumes. I hesitate to call this movie a reboot or retool; it exists, I think, as its very own movie. It's a movie about Superman, but has nothing to do with Christopher Reeve (the same could not be said for Superman Returns).... Continue Reading →


Anonymous blog person’s guide to Star Trek

. . . Into Darkness, of course. I'm not that behind. I think that once you make a sequel to a reboot, you can stop pointing out that the franchise is a reboot. At that point, it becomes its own entity. (Off-the-cuff remark here: requelboot, the reboot's sequel. I have just created this, Internet. Treat it well.)... Continue Reading →

Anonymous blog person’s guide to Underworld: Awakening

Anonymous blog person: Being the fourth Underworld movie. Anonymous blog person: That's really all I have to say about it. Anonymous blog person: Well, all right, here is the movie, in one rather long sentence: Blah blah blah, flashbacks, humans realize what tweens have said all along: vampires really truly do exist, and so do... Continue Reading →

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