Anonymous blog person’s guide to Underworld: Awakening

Anonymous blog person: Being the fourth Underworld movie. Anonymous blog person: That's really all I have to say about it. Anonymous blog person: Well, all right, here is the movie, in one rather long sentence: Blah blah blah, flashbacks, humans realize what tweens have said all along: vampires really truly do exist, and so do... Continue Reading →

Damn you, Anne Rice!

I spend quite a few life-minutes perusing Cracked (, and I read an article by John Cheese in which he states that Generation X (of which I am part of) ruined the next generation. Wait, real quick: Beavis and Butt-Head! Pearl Jam! Nirvana! Flannel! Airwalks! Kevin Smith! Bill Clinton! Had to get the '90s nostalgia out... Continue Reading →

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